Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back
i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from
give me ya money lil nigga
to
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
tulio-the-sassy-and-powerful-god:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
I truly love all of you and will miss you all
It was a great time. You will always be in my heart.
It’s been fabulous Tumblr. Peace out.
… He is making some very good points.
I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.
(Source: insertfandomreference)

Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemoredude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??
wow
whoops my hand slipped
sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:
So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…
THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR
this is what your getting yahoo.
this is what your getting.Do you really want this?
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sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:
Writing implements.
you spelled porn wrong
I need at least one of these in my life.
They look like sonic screwdrivers.
(Source: flickriver.com)
I needed this on my blog. The best response to anon hate I have ever read.
REMEMBER WHEN
WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
ALSO WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
THAN WE HAVE THIS GUY
ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY
When someone laughs at you for being legitimately upset about something